Saturday, August 8, 2015

Fill the Life-Sucking Void of Your Countertop with a Revolutionary Air Fryer

So Healthy. So Loyal. So hefty and ready to fill your vacant counter space with the crowded exuberance indicative of stable, constructive, thought processes. Air Fryers are the latest appliance to take over your countertop, and with good reason.


Wage the War on Fat


Using extremely high temperature convection air combined with a powerful mechanical fan, an Air Fryer allows you to remove up to 80% of the consumed oil during the preparation of traditionally deep-fried dishes like french fries, fish sticks, chicken, steak, popcorn shrimp and more.


By removing this extra oil, you are reducing your caloric intake. Combined with a daily regime of high-speed running, pull-ups and primal mirror screaming you can substantially deplete the hideous belly fat slowly crawling through the hidden pathways of your body.


Creating A Competitive Marketplace Among Your Kitchen Appliances


By installing an Air Fryer on your counter top, you increase the level of competition in your kitchen between your other appliances. For instance, your oven has long been the only option in your entire house for baking a chicken. This unfortunate fact has instilled a false sense of pride and overzealous importance in your oven. At night, your oven is laughing at you. Especially if your model includes convection heating which many modern models of oven do.


Likewise, your range whether gas or electric has been the only option for frying. From pans to pots to fry baskets, the range is a bottleneck for your metaphorical ship of fried cooking to get hung up. If your cooking experience seems to draw parallels with The Yellow Fleet, you need to open up that bottleneck with a new option.


Remove Bothersome Under-utilized Counter Space from your Home


If you’re like me, you despise extra counter space. An open counter creates a vacuum of negative space both in your kitchen and in your mind when you are away from home. As you sit in your cubicle typing, the emptiness of that space travels across the vast space of your daily commute and infests your brain with its non-existence.


You’d be surprised by how less alone your home feels with the addition of an Air Fryer. Besides the constant, dependable source of warmth, an Air Fryer occupies a tremendous amount of space that would otherwise be completely wasted. SInce the beginning of time, kitchen designers have added way too much counter space in gross violation of basic psychological principles. The largest Air Fryer on the consumer market, hence obviously the best one, is the Big Boss Air Fryer.


Capacity for the Big Boss is an incredible 16 quarts. This is enough for a Thanksgiving turkey or approximately 17 medium-size hamburgers. The Big Boss also advertises its massive 1,300 Watt halogen heating element as being able to cook food 3X faster than the competition. Unlike other fry systems, the Big Boss also requires no preheating or other waiting time before the air frying can begin.


The Challenge

Deciding to get an Air Fryer is a given. But figuring out which one is a challenge. The deeper you go, the more features rise out to add additional factors to your buying process. Luckily Amazon is an excellent location to survey all of the worldly Air Fryers and find the prefect counter mate for your life. Good luck!

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