Friday, August 28, 2015

Big Bills Credit Reportz

You know your business. You helped build it from the ground up, and you can name every brick. Maybe it’s Ben. Maybe it’s Charlie. Bottom line, It’s not just a bunch of money being shuffled around. An SME is totally different than a multinational corporation; every facet of this company was constructed over late nights, long weekends and plenty of sweat equity.

Entrepreneurs keep a lot of the financial details of their business in their heads. Doing so has its advantages: No new software to learn, no danger of a system crash that loses all your data, and you can tweak your budget as often as you need without sitting down at a desk.

But when you don't have a system and some processes in place, unpleasant surprises can pop up, goals can be easily missed and important paperwork forgotten. Getting a better handle on your money can help you to make and keep long-term goals, smooth out the seasonal ups and downs of your cash flow and maybe improve your profits. It can also help you to stay out of trouble with the Internal Revenue Service.


We at BigBillzCreditReportz.biz know at this stage in the game you don’t go into anything blind.

So when you’re considering the merits of a loan application to fund your business goals to the next level, BigBillzCreditReportz.biz gives you the tools to see your business from a fresh perspective. We provide a complete, measurable business credit rating along with every bit of information used in that determination. It’s exactly what you need at a glance to see where your company stacks up compared to your peers in the industry.

  1. We specialize in credit ratings, and it’s what we do best. We leave the faceless corporations to the other guys.
  2. You get the  whole story. We provide your credit rating score along with a comprehensive review of all the factors used to establish that score.
  3. See your company in a new light, from an outside perspective. We analyze all business considerations, management quality, financial condition and compare it all to your industry at large.
  4. We break down your operation into assets and liabilities, analysing your financial condition, liquidity and current return on the money you’ve already invested.
  5. The information you receive will allow you to understand the weak spots in your business, exactly how a bank would see it, and allow you to strengthen those areas before you apply.
  6. Keep more of your money at home. BigBillzCreditReportz.biz provides a quantitative analysis of your credit worthiness at a fraction of what consultants charge.

Find your bearings and put your company on the right track to success. Take the next big step, and shoot past your competition. Get your business credit report from BigBillzCreditReportz.biz today. The second-to-the-last Z stands for Zavings!

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

A Message about FEAR from WRIGHT WRITE RIGHT: Your Freelance SOURCE

You recently completed our survey on FEAR.

Just wanted to let you know we examined all the responses and our findings were absolutely fascinating.

We found almost all writers suffer from FEAR. Fear of rejection. Fear of failure. Fear of making a mistake. It's not an isolated condition. So if you think you were alone in your dank musty hole, relax. You are in good company comprising the majority of freelance writers.

We want to let you in on a little secret. WRIGHT WRITE RIGHT was founded by a single, incredibly successful freelance writer named Edgar Wright. So successful, in fact, that shortly after beginning his career his personal wealth became such that he could farm out his cornucopia of high-paying, super-lucrative assignments to a dedicated corps of sub-servants and retire from normal life.

Since his ascension into the 11th dimension in 2006, we've spent untold man-hours going over Wright's prodigious private journals.

Often these journals appear to be code, only later found to be written in a nonsense language of Wright's own design. But many others end up actually being in code. And after decoding, a few were revealed to be English. And one of the most valuable insights Wright left in these English passages was information on his own state of mind.

And what we want to tell you is Wright was TERRIFIED. The only rare moments when his mind was at ease was during the blackest, drug-induced sleep. Wright was afraid of many things real and unreal. Some unreal things, like alien mental manipulation from the 11th dimension, were thought to be unreal and only later proven to be real by subsequent events. But a smaller subset of fears were recognizes as real from the start.

It is these more mundane FEARS we would like to share with you.

1) FEAR of rejection: This is a real fear. Wright was never actually rejected for an assignment, but he had contemporary associates who were. These people never fully recovered, and the rejection haunted them for the rest of their lives. Wright detailed the extensive web of publishing and editing contacts who regularly met together in shadowy backrooms. Being rejected by even one of these figures was typically communicated throughout the network, blackballing writers for life from some of the most lucrative freelance writing assignments available.

2) FEAR of failure: Wright was born with the skills he needed to write effective, hard-hitting freelance copy. He never worked underneath the authority of another human being. Other writers he saw in the business sometimes worked for others on a full-time basis: copywriters, marketers, and bloggers. All of these people found their essence diluted irrecoverably. The action of learning and growing destroyed their ability to write, which was also passed down to them at birth by genetics. The few writers who survived this plague were the ones who focused, instead of inferior employment, on self-help courses and motivational seminars. But more on that in a minute.

3) FEAR of making a mistake: The tragedy of freelance writing is that, by the time you make a mistake it's usually too late. If you have one black mark on your record, there are usually thousands of writers behind you who can do the job perfectly. Why would any agent accept your work when it carries even the slightest chance of containing inaccuracies? Wright escaped this pitfall by never making a mistake, in fact he was fastidious in avoiding all mistakes before he made them. And the ones he did make, he was able to show through extensive research how the fault actually lay in others. This method has been successfully used by may other famous people, such as wealthy hotel entrepreneur and reality star Donald Trump.

How Do We Escape These FEARS?

The scariest part about facing your FEAR is this: you only get to do it once. The human mind contains only so much willpower and mental sanity. These characteristics can be meaningfully described as a health bar, and once this bar is depleted the writer becomes a zombie. Unable to write, or participate in any other activity requiring agency. So you should avoid facing FEAR until you have all the necessary skills and equipment at the ready. Then you summon it, defeat it, destroy it, then live the rest of your life free from real fears (but still plagued by imaginary FEARS, which is the topic of another seminar).

Luckily WRIGHT WRITE RIGHT can help you, In fact we're the only ones.

Through our mind-enhancing seminars, we can find your inner FEAR-fighting spirit and bring it to the forefront. Under our instruction, you will never be REJECTED. No one would dare. You will never FAIL. No obstacle can stand before your implacable advance. You will not make MISTAKES. These are for other mortals.

Wondering how you can attend one of our seminars? Do NOTHING. As thanks for completing our survey, we have automatically enrolled you in our mailing list. Your invitations will be coming shortly. And not just for one seminar, but hundreds of them.

We know you now. We know all your fears, even the ones you shared under ESSAY QUESTION #43.

You are weak and timid. But we can help. It will be a long process. And require many seminars. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel. You will get to the end of the tunnel. And at the end of the tunnel will be a light. And the light will be FREELANCE WRITING SUCCESS.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Melt Fat with One Easy Trick, One Weird Injection

Chemicals. 

The human body naturally manufactures them every minute you’re alive. Some even after you’re dead. The science is pretty amazing.

The world is full of experimental drugs made in a lab. What do these drugs do? What are the long term effects? Every year there are more. And the longer a new drug is on the market, the more dubious its purported main effects become and the more dangerous the discovered side effects are revealed.

For knowledgeable dieters, there’s one solution the mainstream fat burning crowd hasn’t caught on to yet. It’s been lurking in the dieting underground picking up steam for the past 50 years. Scientists hate it. The Government hates it. But millions of people every year are slimming each day, watching the fat melt way. And all it takes is a responsible, low-calorie diet commitment and this one weird chemical injection.

The chemical is HCG, a.k.a. Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. The truth is right there in the name. Human Chorionic Gonadotropin is manufactured in the human body naturally. Just like blood, or bile, or urine.

During human pregnancy, HCG levels go into overdrive. You’ll find HCG to this day being used in a medically acceptable manner to increase fertility in some women. What you won’t find medical doctors championing is the use of HCG, combined with a Low Calorie Diet, to encourage weight loss. But HCG is safe, since even babies are exposed to it. And men have no fear either from incredibly small doses of HCG into their bodies.

In the official HCG diet, pioneered by fanatical diet pioneer Albert T.W. Simeons, a very restrictive calorie intake is maintained in order for the drug to work. The diet cuts you back to 2 delicious meals a day, no breakfast for the determined dieter! During these meals you will consume such things as protein, vegetables, bread and fruit. Meat must be low fat, and carbs are limited to a single breadstick, or perhaps a slice of melba toast.

The dedicated band of overweight test subjects Simeons employed all showed an incredible reduction in fat from the belly, thighs, arms and sides. They also begged for death, yet Simeons was merciless on this front holding each to their agreed contract and extending out their new healthier lives until these amazing results could be fully realized. You can read about Simeons’ exciting findings in the book Pounds and Inches. It may have even been talked about on Oprah that one time.

In retrospect who is to say what was the most effective piece to the weight loss puzzle? Perhaps it is the incredibly restrictive diet. Or perhaps it was the weird injection of the fertility hormone. Only a non-licensed amateur medical dieting sleuth such as yourself can make this determination.

Good luck investigator!

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Fill the Life-Sucking Void of Your Countertop with a Revolutionary Air Fryer

So Healthy. So Loyal. So hefty and ready to fill your vacant counter space with the crowded exuberance indicative of stable, constructive, thought processes. Air Fryers are the latest appliance to take over your countertop, and with good reason.


Wage the War on Fat


Using extremely high temperature convection air combined with a powerful mechanical fan, an Air Fryer allows you to remove up to 80% of the consumed oil during the preparation of traditionally deep-fried dishes like french fries, fish sticks, chicken, steak, popcorn shrimp and more.


By removing this extra oil, you are reducing your caloric intake. Combined with a daily regime of high-speed running, pull-ups and primal mirror screaming you can substantially deplete the hideous belly fat slowly crawling through the hidden pathways of your body.


Creating A Competitive Marketplace Among Your Kitchen Appliances


By installing an Air Fryer on your counter top, you increase the level of competition in your kitchen between your other appliances. For instance, your oven has long been the only option in your entire house for baking a chicken. This unfortunate fact has instilled a false sense of pride and overzealous importance in your oven. At night, your oven is laughing at you. Especially if your model includes convection heating which many modern models of oven do.


Likewise, your range whether gas or electric has been the only option for frying. From pans to pots to fry baskets, the range is a bottleneck for your metaphorical ship of fried cooking to get hung up. If your cooking experience seems to draw parallels with The Yellow Fleet, you need to open up that bottleneck with a new option.


Remove Bothersome Under-utilized Counter Space from your Home


If you’re like me, you despise extra counter space. An open counter creates a vacuum of negative space both in your kitchen and in your mind when you are away from home. As you sit in your cubicle typing, the emptiness of that space travels across the vast space of your daily commute and infests your brain with its non-existence.


You’d be surprised by how less alone your home feels with the addition of an Air Fryer. Besides the constant, dependable source of warmth, an Air Fryer occupies a tremendous amount of space that would otherwise be completely wasted. SInce the beginning of time, kitchen designers have added way too much counter space in gross violation of basic psychological principles. The largest Air Fryer on the consumer market, hence obviously the best one, is the Big Boss Air Fryer.


Capacity for the Big Boss is an incredible 16 quarts. This is enough for a Thanksgiving turkey or approximately 17 medium-size hamburgers. The Big Boss also advertises its massive 1,300 Watt halogen heating element as being able to cook food 3X faster than the competition. Unlike other fry systems, the Big Boss also requires no preheating or other waiting time before the air frying can begin.


The Challenge

Deciding to get an Air Fryer is a given. But figuring out which one is a challenge. The deeper you go, the more features rise out to add additional factors to your buying process. Luckily Amazon is an excellent location to survey all of the worldly Air Fryers and find the prefect counter mate for your life. Good luck!